Funny Riddles #1 Series






1. Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?

Because he was dead!

2. What odd number becomes even when beheaded?

Seven (Seven - E = even)

3. Why is the letter E like London?

It is the capital in England.

4. What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

5. What kind of running means walking?

Running out of gas!

6. What stays hot even if you put it in a refrigerator?

Pepper!

7. What can't be used unless broken?

Eggs!

8. What two words contain thousands of letters?

Post office.

9. What has nothing but a head and a tail?

A coin.

10. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while working?

You are too young to smoke!

11. What has three hands but only one face?

A clock.

12. Why is the letter "E" so important?

Because it is the beginning of "everything"!

13. Who works only one day in the year but never gets fired?

Santa Clause.

14. When can you have someting and nothing at the same time in your pocket?

When you have a hole in your pocket!

15. Where can you always find money?

In a dictionary.

16. Why do fish live in water?

Because cats cannot swim!

17. What is black when it is clean, and white when it is dirty?

A blackboard.

18. Why are grandpa's false teeth like stars?

Because they come out at night!

19. What word is pronounced wrong even by native English speakers?

The word "wrong"!

20. What will make more noise in your house than a dog?

Two dogs

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